Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Teens vs Dads Summer Tournament (Round 1)

Last week the annual Teens vs MILFs tournament wrapped up, which meant this week it was time for the (admittedly, slightly less popular) Teens vs Dads tournament. Me and my daughter were both wrestling in it - this was Cassandra’s second year, and as for me I’d honestly forgotten how many tournaments I’d been in now.
The rules are simple - matches go to a submission (with an orgasm as an automatic submission - even if you got in the dominant position, if you went off first you lose). There are no other official rules; everyone is friends and here to have fun in good-natured competition, so we didn’t have to worry about anybody getting injured on purpose or anything like that. The winner of the tournament usually got a little trophy to keep - this year it was a cheap title belt made out of bright pink and gold plastic.
The matches all take place on thick blue mats laid out poolside at the O'Brien house, the teen team on one end of the mats and the dads on the other. The first match of the tournament was my daughter Cassandra for the girls against Deon for the dads.

Cassandra vs Deon

My daughter Cassandra is 19 years old and the biggest girl in the tournament, standing 5’11” and, oh, I’d guess 175 pounds or so of muscle. She takes after me rather than her mother (although she’s actually a few inches taller than me now) including my blonde hair, brown eyes, and unfortunately a slightly square jaw, although of course she’s still the prettiest girl in the whole world to her dad. Today she had her long hair parted on the left and tucked behind her ear. She was wearing her white two-piece bikini she and her mom had picked out last summer, and I could tell she was nervous as she shifted her weight from foot to foot.
To be fair, her opponent was the biggest wrestler in the tournament period, my old friend Deon, 6’1” and 220 pounds of muscle stuffed into a pair of red trunks. Now I personally thought this matchup should have been the last bout of the tournament’s first round as the two biggest bruisers from each team going up against each other and it was an exciting match everyone wanted to see, but the moms are in charge of making the brackets and this was the first one up. It sure looked like it was going to be a good one; despite Deon having strength and weight, Cassie has youth on her side, plus a natural advantage all the girls enjoy - none of the dads wanted to start throwing punches at someone’s little girl, so none of the dads used many striking attacks; the girls of course felt free to do so, and I’d collected my share of shiners and bruises during tournament matches.

It was time for the first match to start, Cassie and Deon closing with each other. Cassie struck first, hammering a low punch into Deon’s stomach, but he flexed his abs and laughed off her hit - pretty impressive; I know how hard my daughter can land a punch. Deon started flexing his pecs, making them jump in turn with a laugh. His mirth didn’t last long as Cassie kicked him hard between the legs, the top of her foot smacking into his trunks.
“Booooooo!” I yelled as my teammate went down holding himself. “Booo! Fight clean!” I was hoping to distract my daughter and give my teammate time to recover, but Cassie barely paused to roll her eyes at me before pulling Deon back to his feet, hooking her right arm between his legs, lifting him up off the mat with a feminine grunt before slamming him down hard on his back. Her teammates cheered and whooped and Cassie turned to bow to them - despite my best attempts to drill it out of her, she was still a bit of a showboat - before turning back to her opponent. Deon had just managed to get to his knees and she charged in, laying a knifehand chop into his chest that knocked him down on his back. Pressing the attack, she went for a splash, dropping her considerable weight across Deon’s midsection.
But he was braced, and quickly tossed a surprised Cassie off him. Both fighters got up and Deon offered a test of strength. Cassie looked over at her team, unsure if she should accept; her three friends were all whooping and egging her on and she accepted Deon’s offer, locking up with him to cheers from both teams.
For a few sweaty straining minutes it wasn’t clear who was going to overpower who; both fighters’ muscles flexed powerfully as they grunted with effort, pushing on each other. Deon started slowly getting the upper hand as sweat poured off my daughter. Slowly but surely, Deon pushed her down, until she had one knee on the mat. Cassie tried to spring up and tackle her opponent, but she didn’t have any leverage and only managed to lose her footing, ending up flat on her back. Deon sat down on her stomach and asked if she wanted to give. Cassie managed to gasp a no and Deon looked over at me. We shared a look - I knew he was asking permission to start taking her suit off and I nodded my ascent. My teammate lifted himself off Cassie and rolled her onto her chest, then undid her bikini top. He went for her bottoms, and this took a little longer as he got them off her hips and then rolled them all the way down. Cassie kicked her legs trying to stop him, only managing to slow him down, but it was enough for her to catch her breath; she rolled away and up to her feet, fists up, although she was still panting pretty heavily.
“Cover up, sweetie!” I yelled, hoping to distract her - but she didn’t take her eyes off her opponent as they closed. She aimed a high right at Deon’s face, but he ducked and tried for a grab. Cassie backed him off with wild punches aimed at his head - unlike his strong abs, one good hit to his jaw might do some serious damage. They circled, each watching the other, before Deon made another attempt to grab her. Cassie kicked him hard in the knee, bringing him to a stop, then gave him another kick in the same spot and he went down to a kneeling position. Cassie pounced, grabbing Deon and in an admittedly impressive feat of strength lifted all 220+ pounds of her opponent high over her head with a scream, then gave him a military press, throwing him down to the mat. He hit hard on his back and couldn’t stop Cassie as she picked him up, bending him over, pulling his head between her legs. One of the unspoken rules is not to use a piledriver (too dangerous), but powerbombs were fine, and my daughter has a particularly impressive sitout powerbomb she called the Cassandra Clash (she spent more time working out than thinking up clever names) and sure enough she went for this now, hefting Deon up on her shoulders for a second before bringing him to the ground back-first with an admittedly impressive display of power.
I figured this was it and Deon was finished, but I found myself clapping as he rolled over and got to his feet, albeit looking a bit shaken. Cassie tut-tutted him, telling him he should have stayed down, which turned out to be a mistake as Deon lunged at her, locking her up in a strong bearhug. He started squeezing, his opponent moaning in agony as he worked the hold. He lifted Cassie off her feet and leaned back, pouring on more pressure; but he’d left her arms free and in a move I’d never seen before Cassie put her hands on his shoulders, pulling herself up in his grip just enough to get his face between her tits, locking her arms around the back of his head in a breast smother. The match became a contest to see who would give out first; my money was on Deon as I could see his strong arms flexing as he squeezed, but I guess Cass’s tits were more powerful than I thought, and I watched in disbelief as Deon began to sag, his arms loosening; he ended up on his knees, his opponent still working the smother until his arms hung uselessly at his sides.
When Cassandra finally released Deon he fell down her body, coming to rest on his chest at her feet. Cassie quickly rolled him onto his back, sitting her bare sweaty ass on his face. She used her feet to peel his suit down his thighs, his hard cock pointing straight up as it was released. She started giving him a footjob, catching his dick between the arches of her large feet, then moving them rapidly up and down. The girls’ team cheered him on, his own daughter screaming “Make him nut!” as Cassie finished the older fighter with her feet. Deon didn’t even make an escape attempt, the girls’ team going nuts clapping and hooting as my daughter forced him to cum. After he finished she climbed off and hit some poses for her team before wiping her toes on Deon’s face and going back to her corner of the mats to bask in victory.
Brian and I headed out to drag Deon back to our corner, laying him out on a lounger to recover; Frank’s match was up next and he was already stepping onto the mats to face Zoe.

Frank vs Zoe

Next up was Zoe (Brian’s daughter) versus Frank (Judy’s dad). Zoe’s family is from Korea, and they tended towards pretty dark skin, in Zoe’s case even darker over the summer from tanning. She certainly stood out on the girl’s team; she had dyed her hair green, cut into a simple loose style down to her shoulders, and was wearing green eyeshadow of the same color. Even more than this, what really grabbed my attention was her ridiculous outfit, her nipples covered with pot-leaf pasties and her small bottoms sporting a overlapping pot leaf theme. She might look goofy, but I knew not to underestimate her. At 5’6” she was fairly solidly built, just a tad heavier than average, the most dangerous part being her strong arms; she was mostly a striker, and as I knew from experience one good blow was enough to lay you out. She used the rest of her body less, and it was correspondingly developed; her core was still fairly impressive with a tight tummy, but she had clearly been skipping leg day as her thighs lacked the clear muscle of her arms, and I didn’t think there was much to fear there.  
In contrast her opponent wasn’t the largest guy - Frank’s family runs tall and thin. He was at least in  okay shape, somewhat strong arms and legs with a flat stomach. He’s about 5’10” but probably weighed as much as his opponent. His dark hair was cropped short for the summer, and unlike Zoe he hadn’t been tanning and was looking, I gotta be honest here, a little pasty, his white skin contrasting with his black board shorts.

As for the matchup, I figured this was going to be a weird one as the fighters have incompatible styles. Frank is a catch-as-catch-can submission wrestler while Zoe is a straight up brawler. Frank had told me his plan before the tournament - he was going to try and weaken Zoe’s right arm (she’s right-handed) to rob her punches of power before going for the submission. It wasn’t hard to guess Zoe’s plan, which was to knock Frank the fuck out - which is no less an effective plan for its simplicity.

The fighters came out onto the mats and shook hands. To start off Frank offered a lockup but Zoe had other ideas, aiming a low, looping right-handed punch at her opponent’s stomach. Frank dropped his hands and caught her wrist, but this left him out of position for the followup left, which smacked into his jaw. Frank tried to pull Zoe into his arms to forestall another punch and managed to get a rather sloppy bearhug. Having seen Deon fall afoul of this move, he didn’t lift or shake Zoe, which robbed the move of a considerable amount of power, and she managed to struggle free rather quickly, bursting out of Frank’s grip with a roar and pasting him in the jaw with a left hook. Frank stumbled backwards and Zoe followed him, lifting a short uppercut into his stomach that dropped Frank to his knees. She grabbed a handful of his hair and pulled, making him look up at her as she drew her other hand back for the knockout punch.
It never landed as Frank grabbed her legs, looping his arms behind her knees and pulling. Zoe went down with a surprised scream and Frank rolled away, getting to his feet and shaking his head. Zoe hopped back to her feet after a second as well and the fighters approached, Zoe with her hands up in a boxer’s guard and Frank with his arms wide to grapple. Zoe opened with a left jab that Frank ducked under, then a slower right hook he weaved past as he closed with her, getting in range to clutch the younger fighter, grabbing at her right arm. Unfortunately he wasn’t fast enough and Zoe landed a short left in his stomach. She aimed a followup right hook at his head, but Frank just managed to block this. Instead of another punch Zoe peeled off her left pastie, and Frank stood there dumbfounded watching her. I can’t blame him; I had no idea what she was doing until she slapped it right on his face over his nose and mouth. To my surprise it had enough adhesive to seem like it was stuck on there pretty well; Frank tried to rip it off, but before he could do so Zoe hit him in the stomach again with a big right. This left my teammate reeling, unable to breathe with the pastie still on, and Zoe rang him up with a hard combo of hits, two hooks to the gut followed by a huge knockout right. Frank ended up spinning with the force of the blow, coming to rest on his face. He got to all fours and finally got the pastie off with a mighty tug, but that gave his opponent enough time to attack; Zoe pulled Frank up to his knees, her left hand grabbing a handful of his hair, tugging his head up so he could see the knockout punch she was lining up with her right hand.
If Zoe has one weakness, it’s that she loves ending a fight this way, landing a dramatic punch you see coming to seal your doom; of course the problem is that if her opponent isn’t weak enough they have a chance to escape, and for the second time in the match Frank had enough gas in the tank to make a move, this time pushing forward from his knees, slamming his shoulder into Zoe’s thighs. If he’d been on one knee I think he could have turned this into a tackle, but as it was he only could get enough power to knock Zoe backwards (although she did lose her grip on his hair). Frank wrapped his arms around Zoe’s legs and pulled, trying to throw her over him, but instead she fell on him awkwardly.
Both teams started cheering for their fighter to get up; Frank recovered faster as it looked like Zoe had smacked her head on the padded ground when she’d hit. In any case Frank managed to get to his feet as a groggy Zoe was just getting up off her knees. She made it to her feet, but before she could move Frank was on her right side, applying a strong wristlock. Zoe moaned as Frank twisted her wrist all the way around. She was driven down to one knee as Frank clubbed her right shoulder. You might see this move on TV used as resthold; in a real match it can be pretty effective and here it left Zoe helpless, unable to escape Frank’s strong grip as he took her all the way down to the mat, transitioning into a hammerlock and sitting down on her butt. Frank managed to get Zoe’s other arm and turned the hold into a double hammerlock, and I leaned forward in my seat, waiting to see if Zoe was going to submit.
She didn’t; Frank had drawn an opponent who could take a lot of punishment, and although her arms were helplessly trapped she started bucking and wriggling with all her might. In danger of losing his hold Frank switched grips, grabbing each of Zoe’s wrists and pulling her arms straight out behind her, getting to his feet and planting his right foot between Zoe’s shoulderblades and pushing.
This looked like it hurt quite a bit, and Zoe was slow to free herself, slowly getting up and making Frank break the hold. It looked like Frank had managed to wear his younger opponent down, and when he released her arms she spun around with a right hook that was so slow Frank had no trouble ducking it. Zoe had overextended herself and Frank grabbed her around the waist, tossing her down to the mat where she landed on her back. Before she could move Frank laid down on the mats with her and slapped on a textbook headscissors. You usually see women doing this move more, but Frank was an expert, and it soon became apparent that Zoe was helpless; he kept her near arm pinned to the mats and her far arm could do nothing but helplessly slap and punch at his legs. Frank grimaced but held on as Zoe’s resistance slowly ceased, her hand losing power until it just lay on Frank’s thigh, then fell limp to the mat.  
Frank released Zoe, carefully, making sure she wasn’t faking - she wasn’t. But she hadn’t submitted, so technically the match was still going. Frank peeled her remaining pastie off and stuck it to the mat, then got on top of her and started teasing her tits with his fingers, leaning down to lick her neck. Zoe barely stirred (he must have almost knocked her out with the scissors) as her opponent started working her over. With all respect to Frank, he doesn’t have the best erotic attack in the world, but it seemed like it didn’t matter since his opponent was out of it; she only managed a deep sigh as Frank developed his attack, sliding down her body to lick and suck on her large dark nipples, reaching his right hand between her legs and rubbing her pussy through her bottoms. Both teams were quiet for once, the girls because their fighter was getting destroyed and us because I think we didn’t want to chance rousing Zoe. Frank stopped to slide her bottoms off, then kissed his way down between her legs, and when Zoe didn’t move to stop him from eating her pussy the match was effectively over. As she got closer to a climax she crossed her legs behind his head, but it looked like this was more reflexive than anything else, and all it must’ve done was push Frank’s face deeper into her crotch. Our team clapped and cheered for Frank as he made Zoe cum and eliminated her from the tournament. Frank climbed off her and I threw him a towel to wipe his defeated opponent’s juices off his face. Zoe’s teammates came out to help her back to her corner while we all congratulated our victorious teammate. The tournament was all tied up at 1-1.

Judy vs Brian

The next match up was Judy (Frank’s daughter) vs Brian (Zoe’s dad). Brian’s all lean muscle and wrestles a quick style, using a lot of throws. He’s not the tallest guy at 5’8”, but he’s strong and fast. Today he was wearing a dark green thong that showed off a little bit more of his tight butt than I really wanted to see, but I guess if you got it you might as well flaunt it.
His opponent was taller than him, but much thinner; Judy is just a smidge taller than my daughter at about six feet, but she’s built like a beanpole - tiny A-cups, long but noodle-thin arms and legs, and no butt. Her face is also very plain, and her hair didn’t help either, mousy brown and in a long, simple heavy-banged wave that came down to her boobs. For this tournament she was wearing a ridiculous neon pink V-shaped swimsuit, the top points on her shoulders and the bottom a pussy sling that barely covered her shaved crotch.

Judy has a neighborhood rep as a erotic submission specialist, and she played to her strengths from the word go, faking a jab and then going for a low grab at Brian’s suit. Fortunately my teammate saw through her ruse and stopped her short, grabbing both her wrists. He threw himself backwards, taking Judy with him, planting his foot in her stomach and monkey flipping her over his head, releasing her wrists as she sailed over him before landing hard on her back with a scream of surprise. Brian got up and flexed for us (I clapped; Frank yelled “Finish her off first, you dope!”) before turning to his opponent. Brian pulled Judy up to her feet and gave her a beautiful Saito suplex (getting on Judy’s right side, looping her right arm over his shoulder, gripping her around the waist and then lifting her), slamming her down on the mats on her shoulders. He went to pick her up for another move but wasn’t guarding himself properly as Judy reached up at the last second, pulling his suit down to his ankles. Brian stupidly stood there in shock for a second - I don’t know why he was surprised; it’s more rare than not for any of Judy’s opponents to stay clothed for more than two minutes of a match - and his opponent capitalized, slamming her shoulder into his knees and knocking him down on his back. Judy crawled up his legs quickly, and - having fallen prey in previous bouts against Judy to what I thought she was about to attempt - I screamed “Brian! Clench!” I guess he listened as Judy grunted in annoyance as her finger failed to penetrate his butt. She shot me a dirty look and I gave her my friendliest wave in return. Brian had only been lightly stunned when the back of his head hit the mat, and Judy had missed her chance as he slapped his legs shut around her head.
Judy slapped the mat in annoyance as her team shouted advice. I noticed too late that Brian had left her hands free, and Judy reached up, slapping his body blindly a few times before locating his cock and balls. Amazingly, Judy started giving her opponent a handjob while he was still working the headscissors. Frank yelled to “Get her hands,” but it was too late; when Brian reached down to try and grab her wrists, the hand not stroking his cock gave his balls a twisting squeeze. I winced in sympathy - Judy’s a master at this move - and it looked for a second like Brian was going to lose the match in a very humiliating fashion.
But before that he just released the headscissors, surprising Judy, who had a comical look of shock on her face, and Brian managed to roll away from her, breaking her hold and getting up to his knees. Judy got to her knees as well, and both fighters circled, panting. Brian’s hard cock was pointing right at his teenaged opponent, and I just hoped he could stay away from her long enough to calm down; it looked like a few strokes would be enough to make him blow and lose the match.
Judy came in with a lunge at Brian’s goods, and he went low to stop her, but she faked him out, going high, pressing her body against his and kissing him. Brian froze, not expecting this, and she braced one of her legs behind his, pushing on his shoulders and taking him down to the mat. She lay on top of him and reached between her legs, trying to pull her suit to the side before mounting him - I think Brian was saved by the simple fact that she still had it on as she took too long and Brian heaved her off. They got back to their knees facing off and Judy, eyes not moving off her opponent, stripped off her suit - she pulled both straps down and let it fall into a puddle at her feet, then stepped out of it. Brian cocked an eyebrow at this; Judy apparently expected him to be transfixed in erotic stupefaction, but instead he took a few quick steps to close up with her, then scooped her up, his right arm between her legs and his left on her shoulder. Judy just had time to yelp in surprise before he turned and powerslammed her down to the mats. Frank bellowed “Finish her!”, but Judy rolled over and got to her feet before Brian could press his attack.
The fighters circled and Brian made the first move, charging in and trying to spin behind Judy, looking for his signature German suplex. He got behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist, but before he could lift her she reached between her legs, fitting his still-hard cock between her bare thighs. She started moving her hips back and forth and Brian froze, only slowly starting to move again when I screamed at him to do something. With a grunt he tried to pick up Judy, but he didn’t have the strength - and that’s saying something since Judy wasn’t exactly the heaviest built girl in the whole tournament. Judy’s tactics finally seemed to have paid of as Brian was helpless in her hold.
“Does that feel good, Mister Meadows?” Judy purred in her most sultry voice. “Don’t move and I’ll make you feel even better, okay?”
To my immense relief Brian wasn’t finished yet, giving up on the suplex and shoving Judy away from him. She took a stumbling step forward and then turned to face him. The smart move I think would have been for Brian to keep his distance and calm down, but he went right at her, trying to grab her for one of his throws - but he’d lost a lot of speed and Judy went low, tackling him, her shoulder hitting his legs. She took him down to the mat on his back, and this time she completed her finishing move, sliding her finger up Brian’s ass before he could stop her. I knew in my heart the match was over as she slipped it all the way in; Brian made a feeble escape attempt, but his younger opponent controlled him with her one invading finger as her teammates whooped and clapped. Judy took the tip of his cock into her mouth and used her free hand to stroke him with her index and middle fingers and her thumb. Her finger was no doubt working his prostate and Brian made it maybe 90 seconds before losing the match, spurting into Judy’s mouth. She took his entire load, then when he was finished she released his dick, opening her mouth and letting his cum and her spit drool out on the mat.
Frank and I went to drag Brian back to our corner; Judy did her best strut back to her team, high-fiving and hugging my daughter. It was time for my match next.

Eric vs Kayla

The last match of the first round was me (Cassandra’s dad) against Kayla (Deon’s daughter). I knew Kayla pretty well - she would babysit the younger kids for extra cash sometimes, and I’d helped train her in wrestling. Today she had her hair natural, a mass of curls coming down to her shoulders, her dark skin already glistening with a little sweat (it was already getting really warm). She’s built more like her mother than her father, 5’4” and a little on the scrawny side of average with thin arms and legs, little B cups, and a pert little butt. Her most arresting feature was definitely her wide smile, complete with a little gap between her front teeth, which she was currently aiming at me, no doubt trying to put me off guard. For today’s fight she was wearing a red two-piece, the bottom with a wide frill, the top basically a red sports bra.
As for me, hi, I’m Eric, and I’m afraid I’m a little average; I was pretty good back in the day, but three kids later (can I use that as an excuse? I mean, my wife is the one who pushed ‘em out) I have to admit I wasn’t in the best shape of my life; I was still fairly strong and fast, kind of middle of the road - not as strong as Deon or as quick as Brian, but then again they’d both lost their matches, so maybe not going too far towards either end of the scale would work out for me. I’m 5’10”, so I had half a foot on my opponent, which was comforting at least. Today I was wearing my white trunks my wife had gotten me for placing 2nd in the All Neighborhood Sexfight tournament ten years back (and yes, they still fit!) and, like Frank, I had my hair buzzed, having learned through experience that female wrestlers will take any advantage they can get, including pulling your hair rather fiercely.

We came out onto the mats and right from the get go I was wary as Kayla has a very tricky style. Don’t let her height and weight fool you; I’ve seen her take down opponents bigger than me with tricks and traps, and I was determined not to fall afoul of any, or at least not to start the match off by walking into one. Sure enough Kayla started talking to me, trying to distract me so she could make an opening move:

“How’s your summer going, Mister G?”
“Fine.” I checked her feet; planted firmly, so probably not going for a kick at my balls.
“Did you end up getting those Le Miz tickets?”
“Yes.” I checked her hands; she was in an open stance, arms far apart; possibly going to try for a grab. No - her right arm was moving back into position for a strike.
“You need me to babysit?”
“That’s okay, Cassandra’s old enough - “ Before I could finish my sentence Kayla launched her attack with blinding speed, charging and aiming a slap at my face. I just ducked it, feeling the wind from her strike ruffle my hair. I dropped to a crouch and aimed a low sweep kick at her legs, but she recovered from her whiff quicker than I anticipated and leapt back just in time. I charged her, but she weaved to the side - damn, she was fast - and threw her knee into my midsection as I went past her.
That was enough to stop me and I fell to my knees, holding my stomach where she’d hit me. Kayla got behind me and reached around my body, giving me a surprise double nipple twist that had me howling in pain. The next thing I knew she had looped her right arm around my neck and was pulling me into a Dragon sleeper. I’d shown her this move and she applied it quickly, locking it on tight before I could react. She had it applied well, but it was a little early in the fight for this, and I thought it would be simple enough to power out;. but before I could try this her left hand came into my suit. She started crushing my balls and I couldn’t even gather enough air to scream.
“Now don’t fuckin’ move,” she ordered me, her grip switching from my nuts to my limp dick. “Just lay there and I’ll make you nut real quick, all right?” She got me hard quickly using just a finger and thumb.
Her handjob felt great, but of course I wasn’t nearly weakened up enough to just lay there and let her finish me; I easily overpowered her and broke the hold, dumping her on her butt with a surprised squeal. I made a grab for her, but she rolled away from me and up to her feet. We squared off and she struck first, lunging at me with an uppercut ball slap. I faded back away from her, looking for another move this obvious one was covering and sure enough Kayla copied one of my earlier attacks (unsurprising - this was another maneuver I’d taught it to her!), dropping to a crouch and aiming a sweep kick at my legs; but I’d backed up too far and she just missed with a loud curse. I backed up a little bit more, trying to make her think I was being a gentleman and letting her get up, but as she rose to her feet I charged in, grabbing her shoulders, then turning and hip throwing her to the mat.
Kayla hit hard on her back with a gasp, instinctively sitting up, playing right into my hands as I quickly unhooked her sports bra. I hoped she would reach back to try and stop me (giving me a great opportunity to trap her arms), but she was a little too experienced for this and simply gave up her top, sliding down out of it and rolling away, leaving me holding her empty bra. I tossed it to Deon - it looked pretty expensive and I’m sure he’d want to make sure Kayla got it back - not taking my eyes off my younger opponent as I got to my feet and we circled. I decided to go for a trick of my own and started toward Kayla, aiming low like I was going to grab her bottoms; I suckered her into a kick (making a note to remind her at the next training session not to try a kick above the waist too early in a match) and I caught her ankle, pulling on it and dumping her on her back. I made a grab for her other ankle, but she was too quick and kicked me in the knee with her free leg. I had to release her and back off, trying not to let her see how much that had hurt as she got to her feet. Of course, she noticed:
“You all right, Mister G? You need to put some ice on that?”  
Now I had to stop and think; was she going to go after my leg? From the way she was inching towards me thinking I didn’t notice, the answer was yes. I hadn’t responded to her question and she attacked, aiming a big slap at my face; I ducked it waiting for the real move and sure enough she lunged at my knee. I caught her and she yelled in surprise as I lifted her off the mat before slamming her down on her back, knocking the wind out of her. This looked like a good time to get her bottoms off and a quick yank later I was tossing them to her dad to bring home. Kayla rolled over and sat up, but she still looked pretty dazed. I got on one knee next to her and put my young opponent in the same Dragon sleeper she’d put on me at the beginning of the match; the difference is that I was stronger than her, and she’d been pretty worn down by now. As I locked it in I dared to hope she wouldn’t be able to escape. Just to make sure, before she could start struggling I used my free hand to start playing with her tits, teasing her dark little nipples between my fingertips.
Now I’m gonna come clean here: I had taught Kayla how to apply a dragon sleeper, but I had neglected to show her how to escape, and as she weakly pulled on my arms it looked like my own dirty trick had paid off. She kicked her legs and struggled a little bit and I had to clamp down, but she wiggled her remaining energy away rather quickly between my one arm choking her and the other one playing with her tits, and before too long to the cheers of my teammates I moved my hand down between her legs. Using two pumping fingers I eliminated Kayla from the tournament with what sounded like a powerful climax before releasing her.
It was all tied up for the second round.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

New book published!

Jobber Report! 15 complete stories. I think it's also available as a paperback, in case you still like a nice physical copy. 

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Evan's Spring Teen Tournament (Part 2)

Despite losing his first match, Evan was still in the tournament, matched up with an opponent who had also lost her opening-round bout. Whoever lost this single-fall match would be out for good, so the stakes were high. Unfortunately for Evan, he caught a bad case of the flu, but his mother wouldn't let him pull out; there was no way her boy was going to get eliminated from the tournament by forfeiting a match just because he got the sniffles.
On Saturday at 4 PM Evan, his stomach rumbling nervously with organic orange juice and Dayquil, faced off against Maria Hashimoto. Both fighters are about 5'8", but Evan is all lean muscle where his opponent is pure power with wide shoulders, strong arms and thick legs, announced at 200 pounds. Having had her hair grabbed several times in her opening round loss, she's had the long back cut short, barely reaching to the top of her neck. Her hair in front was still in heavy bangs, almost obscuring her blue eyeshadow.

The ref asked both fighters to shake hands. Evan sneezed a few times and held his hand out, but Maria just fixed him with an icy stare. The referee told both fighters to go their corners and come out fighting, having to repeat herself over Evan's loud coughing.
The bell rang and the fighters squared off. Maria has a reputation as a fearsome grappler and wanted to close and put her strength into play early and finish her opponent quickly, while Evan had the same basic strategy as his last match, staying at range and wearing his larger opponent down with strikes, outlasting her before finishing her off. At first his plan went off successfully, Maria's size limiting her speed enough for Evan to dance around her, darting in to pepper her with hits and then ducking away before she could grab him or hit back with her own slower, more powerful punches. Just as his blows seemed to be taking a toll on his opponent Evan broke into a coughing fit, leaving himself defenseless as Maria grabbed him in a strong bearhug. Evan tried to escape with blind kicks, but he was quickly rendered helpless as Maria shook him back and forth, scrambling his brain as she crushed his midsection. Despite his mother's shouted advice, Evan was unable to escape the hold, and by the time Maria threw him down to the mat, he was clearly in bad shape, panting in between hacking coughs as he tried to recover. Maria was fully in charge of the match and her aunt, seated ringside, suggested she go for her feared finishing cowgirl mount, but Maria felt it might be a little early in the match for this; she'd studied her opponent before this fight and respected his resilience. Instead she decided to soften him up first some more and pulled a wheezing Evan to his feet, throwing him into the ropes back-first. Evan's long-drilled ring instincts lead him to bounce off the ropes and come charging at his opponent, running straight into a clothesline that hit him with so much force he flipped around his opponent's arm and landed hard on his back. Pressing her attack, Maria used a simple but very effective technique, laying her full weight down on her opponent and pulling his head between her breasts.
This was far from Evan's first tit-smother, but weak as he was he couldn't get out of this one, struggling weakly under Maria, who savored his helplessness. Just when it looked like the match was all over Evan managed to free himself with a bellringer, bringing his hands together on either side of Maria's head. She released him in shock, and Evan turned his head and sneezed. Maria reached back for a slap but held off as Evan continued sneezing, then coughing. He yelled "I'm gonna throw up!" and she leapt off him in panic. Evan crawled towards the edge of the mat, heaving, as his opponent looked on, not sure what to do. The ref asked Evan's mother if she wanted to throw the towel in for her son, but she said her boy could continue as Evan dry-heaved over the edge of the ring. Maria had enough and walked up behind Evan, grabbing his ankles and pulling him back to the center. Evan looked up at her and managed a weak smile: "I don't think I'm going to barf after all."
"Great," Maria grunted, pulling Evan to his feet and bending him over with a quick kick to the gut. Maria pulled Evan forward, his head going between her legs, then picked him up with a roar, the back of his head touching her knees as she lined up her power finisher, the Hashimoto Hammer. Evan just had time to realize what was happening before Maria drove his head down onto the mat with a devastating piledriver that left him laying on his back, half knocked out. Not taking any any chances Maria pulled Evan up to a sitting position, squatting down behind him and locking on a strong sleeper hold. Evan pulled on her arms, but even at full power his strength was no match for Maria's, and he had no chance of escaping the hold this way. Before he could come up with another plan Maria detached her left arm from the sleeper, her right around Evan's neck more than up to the task of keeping him still. Her free hand slid down his body, wrapping around his cock. Evan groaned but did nothing else as she started jerking him off, his opponent feeling him give up. Wanting to finish him before he got a second wind, Maria made Evan submit to her hand with long, quick strokes, and just after the 16 minute mark he was eliminated from the tournament as Maria worked the proof of her victory out onto the mat. She then laid him flat and treated him to a celebratory facesit from his conqueror, who then ducked a reporter to head backstage and look for some antibacterial hand gel. Her next bout will either be Kyle Williams or Tom Ross depending on the outcomes of their matches. As for Evan, he was given a wide berth as nobody wanted to get close enough to be infected, and he headed home to finish out the tournament as a spectator.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Evan's Spring Teen Tournament (2 parts)

Hey all. This is something I wrote up as a collaboration - one teen's entry into a seasonal teens-only, no-rules wrestling tournament. I only wrote this particular character's part of the action; all the tournament matches he's not in are off-screen (although if anyone wants to take a crack at them...) I'm still working on a bunch of other stuff, and I'm afraid as usual I'm trying to do four things at once, but hopefully everyone enjoys this in the meantime.

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The Teen Mixed Spring Tournament drew just about every eligible wrestler in the area, from bodybuilders and cheerleaders to perennial jobbers and losers. In front of thousands of screaming fans in the full-size ring in the main hall, brutal bouts of endurance took place as sweaty grapplers destroyed each other in desperate battle.
This is not that story. Less popular wrestlers were shunted to overflow rooms, wrestling in half-size rings or on plain blue mats in front of crowds of a dozen or less. Mr. Evan Banks was nobody's idea of a champion; although his mother was a 3-time Middleweight champ, 2-time Women's Sexfighting Champ and Women's Tag Team Champ and was in his corner for all his matches, his career was fairly middling. For his first-round match in the tournament he was up against another journeyman grappler with a so-so record, Mrs. Jennifer Brewster, in Room C, a stuffy little arena that could fit maybe 70 people in folding chairs around a half-sized ring.The official for this matchup was Mrs. Zhadanev, well known for never calling a foul, so the fighters would basically be able to do whatever they wanted to each other. As with all matches in the tournament both fighters would start nude, and this particular match would go to best of three falls.

Jennifer was out first, announced at 5'4" and 180 pounds. Her blonde hair was cut long, halfway down her back in a straight natural style. She had on just a touch of waterproof makeup, a little eyeliner around her big brown eyes and blush on her chubby cheeks. Her pubes were totally shaven (as were most wrestlers - a defense against grabs). She's a big girl, her 36J tits hanging down over a big soft tummy. She bowed to all four sides of the ring, giving the crowd a great view of her large ass as she turned away from them.

Out next was Evan Banks, 5'8" and announced at 150 pounds. He went to shake hands with his opponent, but his mother pulled him back into his corner to whisper last minute advice into his ear. His 6' shaft is already at full erection, half nerves and half from eyeballing his opponent's naked body.
The bell rings and the fight is on. Both wrestler's battle plans were evident from the get go. Jennifer was looking to close with her opponent, using her size and strength to wear him down before finishing him, while Evan's plan was to weaken Jennifer with strikes, outlasting her with his superior conditioning. Evan's strategy bore immediate fruit as Jennifer, attempting to get into range to grab him, walked into a right straight punch to the jaw that left her stunned. Evan pressed his advantage quickly, backing Jennifer across the small ring with a flurry of quick jabs and hooks. Her back hit the ropes and Evan stunned her with a high combo, snapping her head left and right with crisps hooks, before finishing with a slower, powerful gutbuster that bent Jennifer over, holding her tummy and moaning.
But before he could finish his opponent, she desperately darted forward, aiming at his exposed balls and hard cock. Evan dropped his hands, but he was unprepared for the move and suddenly in deep trouble as Jennifer got a firm grip on his family jewels. Evan's mother scolded him for falling for such a simple trick as Jennifer worked him down to his knees, her left hand crushing his balls and her right hand squeezing his dick. Evan desperately tried to push her away, but his strength was already being sapped by the agony in his groin. Jennifer put a shoulder into his chest and knocked him onto his back. She released his goods, swatting away a weak punch Evan aimed at her from the mat, dropping an elbow into his stomach from her knees. This didn't have quite as much force as a standing elbow, but it was enough to leave Evan reeling, helpless to stop his opponent from locking on a strong bodyscissors. She made sure he was right where she wanted him, using one hand to hold his near wrist to the mat, her other hand free to grab his cock, still hard despite the punishment she'd inflicted. She began jerking her opponent off with rough, quick strokes, trying to get him to cum quickly. Evan struggled in her scissors, but he had no chance once the hold was locked on, and just over seven minutes into the match loses to Jennifer's hand, panting and gasping as she forced him to a climax, proof of his submission shooting onto the mat.

There's a one minute rest break between rounds, but both fighters look fatigued at the start of Round 2. Evan turns out to be playing possum as he motions for a lockup; when Jennifer moves to oblige him he goes low, slamming a hard punch into her soft tummy, catching his opponent off-guard. Evan quickly capitalizes, going back to his winning strategy from the first round, pummeling Jennifer across the ring, aiming her towards a neutral corner. Jennifer tries to grab his half-hard cock, but she's too slow, eating a hit to the face any time she makes a grab. She runs out of room as her back hits the ringpost, and Evan follows her into the corner, lifting his knee between her legs. Jennifer slumps against him, stunned, and he pushes her back into the corner, draping her arms over the top ropes, going to work on her big tits. The small crowd is split down the middle, some applauding Evan as he licks, tugs and tickles his opponent's nipples, some pleading with her to recover and fight back. Evan seems to have successfully broken his opponent's resistance as he teases her tits for almost three minutes straight. Jennifer finally rallies and attempts to back Evan off with a knee to his balls, but she's far too slow, only managing to make Evan break off his attack and switch tactics, pummeling her with a heavy series of punches to the stomach. After knocking the wind out of her Evan bends her over with one last punch and then braces himself, suplexing all 200 pounds of Jennifer out of the corner, lifting her high in the air before slamming her down to the mat. Jennifer lands with considerable force on her back, slowly rolling over. Before she can even start getting to her feet Evan gets behind her and executes the dreaded oil check, working his left index finger up her asshole. Jennifer moans into the mat, helpless as the referee takes a quick look before declining to call a foul and waving for the match to continue. Given the green light, Evan pulls Jennifer's hips up off the mat, pushing his opponent's thighs apart in preparation for his finishing move. It looks like he's going to finish Jennifer in style with the Rear Mount, but as he lines himself up his mother starts yelling from his corner, ordering him to use his fingers, apparently not trusting her son to finish Jennifer before finishing himself. Bowing to her wishes, Evan's free hand goes between Jennifer's legs, stroking her pussy, getting her warmed up before inserting two fingers and pumping Jennifer to a body-shaking climax, winning the second fall in about six minutes.

After a one minute break both fighters come out for Round 3. Evan is optimistic after demolishing Jennifer physically and sexually last round, while Jennifer's face is red with embarrassed anger after her poor performance. She surprises Evan by starting out with her own punches, landing several quick jabs to his face, forcing him to cover up. He strikes back with a stomach punch, but Jennifer has time to brace and takes it, grimacing through the pain to grab a surprised Evan, pulling him down into a headlock, dragging him around the ring. Evan tries to get his hands between Jennifer's thick thighs, but her constant yanking and pulling keep him disorientated, and by the time she hip-throws Evan to the mat, he's too rattled to get out of the way of her fearsome butt drop. All 200 of Jennifer's pounds slam into his stomach, leaving him gasping and defenseless on the mat. His mother screams at him to get up, drawing a glare from Jennifer when she shouts that he shouldn't have any trouble milking a fat cow.
Jennifer turns back to her opponent too late as he reaches up and executes a shockingly painful double nipple twist. She fell off her opponent with a scream, covering her chest. Both fighters slowly got to their feet, hurt and tired. As they closed Evan goes to his strength, throwing the hardest punches he can at his opponent. She advanced through his assault, taking a wayward punch to her pillowy left tit that almost stops her, but she powers though, grimacing in pain, until she gets close enough to her opponent to wrap him up in a bearhug, trapping his arms at his sides. Evan kicks and struggles, but Jennifer's strength quickly began to tell and Evan wilts in her grip, his head resting on her shoulder as he struggles to breathe. Jennifer grimly works the hold for almost two minutes before throwing a beaten Evan down to the mat. He can't get up and she goes for the finish, picking him up and lifting him straight over her head in an impressive display of power. She kneels on the mat, bracing her right leg with her knee out, then drops Evan across it in a match-ending gutbuster. Evan rolls off her leg and flops onto the mat on his back, gagging. Jennifer pulls him up to all fours, reaching between his legs, her left hand cupping his balls and her right hand wrapping around his cock - despite the pain she'd just inflicted still rock-hard as a result of the naked bearhug. Evan attempts a weak struggle, but even this is brought to an end with a few ball squeezes. When he stops resisting Jennifer uses her other hand to jerk him off, in no hurry now, humiliating her beaten opponent as she controls him in the center of the ring.
"Who's milking the cow now, bitch?!" Jennifer screams at her opponent's mother. At eight minutes into the match Evan is pushed beyond his limit, giving the match to Jennifer in fantastic style as she strokes his cock through a grunting orgasm.
After the match Jennifer has a long interview with the league's fight magazine. Evan attempts to dodge the reporter who chases him down for some quotes, but his mother corrals him into mumbling some words of respect for his victorious opponent. Evan's lost his first match, but he's not out of the tournament just yet.

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Despite losing his first match, Evan was still in the tournament, matched up with an opponent who had also lost her opening-round bout. Whoever lost this single-fall match would be out for good, so the stakes were high. Unfortunately for Evan, he caught a bad case of the flu, but his mother wouldn't let him pull out; there was no way her boy was going to get eliminated from the tournament by forfeiting a match just because he got the sniffles.
On Saturday at 4 PM Evan, his stomach rumbling nervously with organic orange juice and Dayquil, faced off against Maria Hashimoto. Both fighters are about 5'8", but Evan is all lean muscle where his opponent is pure power with wide shoulders, strong arms and thick legs, announced at 200 pounds. Having had her hair grabbed several times in her opening round loss, she's had the long back cut short, barely reaching to the top of her neck. Her hair in front was still in heavy bangs, almost obscuring her blue eyeshadow.

The ref asked both fighters to shake hands. Evan sneezed a few times and held his hand out, but Maria just fixed him with an icy stare. The referee told both fighters to go their corners and come out fighting, having to repeat herself over Evan's loud coughing.
The bell rang and the fighters squared off. Maria has a reputation as a fearsome grappler and wanted to close and put her strength into play early and finish her opponent quickly, while Evan had the same basic strategy as his last match, staying at range and wearing his larger opponent down with strikes, outlasting her before finishing her off. At first his plan went off successfully, Maria's size limiting her speed enough for Evan to dance around her, darting in to pepper her with hits and then ducking away before she could grab him or hit back with her own slower, more powerful punches. Just as his blows seemed to be taking a toll on his opponent Evan broke into a coughing fit, leaving himself defenseless as Maria grabbed him in a strong bearhug. Evan tried to escape with blind kicks, but he was quickly rendered helpless as Maria shook him back and forth, scrambling his brain as she crushed his midsection. Despite his mother's shouted advice, Evan was unable to escape the hold, and by the time Maria threw him down to the mat, he was clearly in bad shape, panting in between hacking coughs as he tried to recover. Maria was fully in charge of the match and her aunt, seated ringside, suggested she go for her feared finishing cowgirl mount, but Maria felt it might be a little early in the match for this; she'd studied her opponent before this fight and respected his resilience. Instead she decided to soften him up first some more and pulled a wheezing Evan to his feet, throwing him into the ropes back-first. Evan's long-drilled ring instincts lead him to bounce off the ropes and come charging at his opponent, running straight into a clothesline that hit him with so much force he flipped around his opponent's arm and landed hard on his back. Pressing her attack, Maria used a simple but very effective technique, laying her full weight down on her opponent and pulling his head between her breasts.
This was far from Evan's first tit-smother, but weak as he was he couldn't get out of this one, struggling weakly under Maria, who savored his helplessness. Just when it looked like the match was all over Evan managed to free himself with a bellringer, bringing his hands together on either side of Maria's head. She released him in shock, and Evan turned his head and sneezed. Maria reached back for a slap but held off as Evan continued sneezing, then coughing. He yelled "I'm gonna throw up!" and she leapt off him in panic. Evan crawled towards the edge of the mat, heaving, as his opponent looked on, not sure what to do. The ref asked Evan's mother if she wanted to throw the towel in for her son, but she said her boy could continue as Evan dry-heaved over the edge of the ring. Maria had enough and walked up behind Evan, grabbing his ankles and pulling him back to the center. Evan looked up at her and managed a weak smile: "I don't think I'm going to barf after all."
"Great," Maria grunted, pulling Evan to his feet and bending him over with a quick kick to the gut. Maria pulled Evan forward, his head going between her legs, then picked him up with a roar, the back of his head touching her knees as she lined up her power finisher, the Hashimoto Hammer. Evan just had time to realize what was happening before Maria drove his head down onto the mat with a devastating piledriver that left him laying on his back, half knocked out. Not taking any any chances Maria pulled Evan up to a sitting position, squatting down behind him and locking on a strong sleeper hold. Evan pulled on her arms, but even at full power his strength was no match for Maria's, and he had no chance of escaping the hold this way. Before he could come up with another plan Maria detached her left arm from the sleeper, her right around Evan's neck more than up to the task of keeping him still. Her free hand slid down his body, wrapping around his cock. Evan groaned but did nothing else as she started jerking him off, his opponent feeling him give up. Wanting to finish him before he got a second wind, Maria made Evan submit to her hand with long, quick strokes, and just after the 16 minute mark he was eliminated from the tournament as Maria worked the proof of her victory out onto the mat. She then laid him flat and treated him to a celebratory facesit from his conqueror, who then ducked a reporter to head backstage and look for some antibacterial hand gel. Her next bout will either be Kyle Williams or Tom Ross depending on the outcomes of their matches. As for Evan, he was given a wide berth as nobody wanted to get close enough to be infected, and he headed home to finish out the tournament as a spectator.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Me vs Carly Rae Jepsen: A True Story (M/F)

This is a true story. It all started when my girlfriend Gabby started listening to a lot of Carly Rae Jepsen songs. At first I didn't mind, but eventually it became inescapable; driving, working out, even making love, she'd be blasting Carly Rae Jepsen. And Carly doesn't even have that many albums, so it got old rather quick. Being a wiseass I started making fun of Gabby a little bit, playfully accusing her of having a girl crush (which she didn't deny). Then I started fucking around on Twitter, making sure to copy Gabby as I sent the dumbest tweets I could think of. Eventually, I admit, some of these got a bit mean (probably over the line saying I'd rather have my non-existent child "get SIDS than be a Carly Rae Jepsen fan" or how I'd think about her "furry Canadian beaver" to last longer in bed).
Suffice to say Gabby was over the moon when she found out you know who was coming to our town on her concert tour, and almost killed me with a bearhug when I managed to score backstage passes. I have to admit the concert was pretty good, even though I'd heard all the songs enough times so I'd memorized the lyrics and was able to sing along. Then we went backstage; Carly signed my wife's program, then looked over at me to sign mine, but instead of taking the proffered program and pen she stared at me. Her eyes narrowed and she yelled
"@SuperDeadlyHamAttack!"
I went white as a sheet. "What?" I mumbled. "What? I'm not-"
"That's you!" she was pointing at me and came up to yell in my face. "I recognize your profile picture, mother fucker!" With a snap of her fingers five huge security guards surrounded us. "You got a lot of nerve showing your face here. Take them to my dressing room!" Just like that we were frog-marched deep into the bowels of the arena. We sat in her dressing room for a few tense minutes before Carly stormed into the room, looking at her phone. She started reading some of my tweets out loud - "I hope @CarlyRaeJepsen chokes to death on her own poutine farts!!" she screamed.
"It's just a joke," I mumbled.
"I'm not laughing," she hissed. "Are you?" I thought it better not to say anything and she turned to Gabby. "Are you?" Gabby shook her head and Carly looked back at her phone. "@CarlyRaeJepsen is that ur face or did a rabid ferret barf in your mom sweater?"
I giggled involuntarily and she glared at me under her heavy bangs. "One more," she seethed, scrolling with quick, furious swipes. "'@CarlyRaeJepsen hope u can get ur free healthcare to reverse ur butt to face surgery'. What does that even mean?!"
"Well, if your butt was your face - "
"That's it!" she screamed. "Bring them both." I found myself being manhandled by security. They hustled us out of the arena and into a waiting car. We were driven to a local gym, deserted at this time of night. I was dragged into a empty dressing room, where one of Carly's bodyguards - a six foot Jamaican woman with the broadest shoulders I've ever seen - told me to have a seat. I obligingly sat down on one of the wooden benches.
"Listen here," she started in her thick accent. "Right now one of Carly's people is buying some boxing stuff. She's gonna beat you up." She must have noticed the look of shock on my face as she pressed on: "I'm gonna be the ref in a boxing match. I'm telling you right now, you don't stand a chance. Just stay down after she knocks you down, okay? I don't want to be here all night."
"Okay," I mumbled. She was actually pretty good looking - her short, curly light brown hair came down just to her jaw, and to my surprise she had very kind eyes, or maybe she was just feeling bad for the ass-kicking she thought I was about to get. "What's your real name? I need to know what to call you."
"Tomas."
"Alesha." We shook hands - she was, unsurprisingly, really strong. There was a knock at the door and Alesha went to get it, returning with two duffel bags. She threw one to me and ordered me to put on the gear inside. I unzipped it to find white silk boxing shorts, red boxing gloves, and black boots. I looked up at Alesha, but she was already stripping off her suit - her bag had a referee outfit (white striped shirt and black pants). She caught me looking and rolled her eyes: "Put your shit on, loverboy."
Well, what could I do? I stripped naked, then put on the shorts and boots. Alesha had finished dressing and came over to lace up the gloves, telling me she'd had a lot of practice helping Carly into her own boxing gloves - not a good sign, I'm sure.
We walked to the ring - the whole place was totally empty except for Gabby in the front row, and it was kind of eerie. Alesha held the ropes open for me and I slid into the ring, wandering to the center. A spotlight snapped on and held over the ramp as Carly came out from the back, wearing a grey sports bra, hot pink gloves, white silk trunks, and white boots. She strutted down to the ring, blowing kisses to a swooning Gabby. Alesha held the ropes open and Carly slid in, staring daggers at me as her bodyguard waved us both to the center.
"Okay," Alesha sighed. "You both know why you're here. Tomas, I work for Carly, so I'm going to let her do whatever she wants." Well, fuck. I held my gloves out for Carly to touch with her own, but she just shot me a glare and walked back to a corner. Her corner? I don't know all this boxing stuff. Following her lead I went to the opposite corner; Alesha told us to come out fighting and I put my gloves up, my heart already pounding in my chest as I walked to the center of the ring and faced off with Carly Rae Jepsen.
I couldn't believe this was happening! I had no idea how to box, and frankly this whole thing felt surreal. I had my hands up in a guard like I'd seen on TV, but I guess I wasn't doing it right as Carly came in and punched me hard in the stomach. I wasn't prepared for how much this hurt and gagged, my hands dropping and leaving my face open for a left hook that slammed into my jaw. I took a stunned, stumbling sideways step, barely managing to stay standing. Carly put her left glove on my shoulder and spun me back to face her, then punched me straight in the face with her right glove.
I went down on my back, dazed. I stared up at a furious Carly, who barked at Alesha: "Don't count him out, I haven't even broken a sweat yet. Stand him up." Alesha grabbed me and pulled me up to my feet, shoving me at my opponent. I clinched with Carly, hoping to get a minute to catch my breath, but she just kneed me in the balls. I sank to my knees in front of her, and she punched me in the back of the head, knocking me back down to the mat on my chest.
I rolled over and slowly got up, hurting pretty badly but determined to at least get a few good hits on my opponent. We closed up and I threw a clumsy punch that Carly contemptuously slapped away. She went low in return, smacking her left glove into my stomach, but I saw this coming and braced, managing to take the hit without getting the wind knocked out of me. In return I took aim and socked her square in the jaw with my right glove. Her eyes went wide in shock and her mouth dropped open. "You fucking hit me!" she screamed. She turned to her bodyguard: "He hit me!"
"Well, we are in a boxing match, right?" I managed. She turned back to me and threw a absolutely massive right haymaker. I took a quick step back and it sailed past me. Carly put so much force into the blow that when it missed she had to take a few stumbling steps to avoid falling down. Alesha told her boss to calm down and Carly put her gloves up, glaring at me over the top of them. "Come on, dickshit," she hissed, waving me on. She seemed to have gotten herself under control a little as she closed with me throwing hard jabs. I didn't really know how to block these and retreated, trying to cover up. It was useless; Carly opened my guard up with her jabs, then started hitting me with slower, more powerful punches. After four or five of these landed she bent me over with a hard right that impacted on the waistband of my trunks. As I held my stomach and gagged Carly attacked, grabbing me with her gloves and hip-throwing me over her head. I hit the mat with a grunt, rolling over onto my back.
"Are we doing wrestling or boxing?" I managed to groan, giving Alesha my most pitiful look.
"He's right, boss. You're just supposed to hit him..." Carly waved her off, then stood over me, gloves on her hips, waiting for me to get up. With no other choice I rolled over and slowly got to my feet. We faced off again and I still had no idea what to do; Carly had apparently noticed that I had no boxing skills and dispensed with the probing jabs, just coming in throwing full-force hits. She started working my body, launching hooks around my guard into my ribs, then slamming hard straight punches into my chest and stomach through holes in my sloppy defense. I clinched her like mad; she tried to push me away, but I had the desperate strength of a doomed man. I heard her emit a feminine grunt as I squeezed her with my arms.
"Alesha, get him off me!" she screamed. The ref broke us up, first just grabbing me and pulling, then pushing herself between us and prying my arms away from Carly Rae Jepsen. She shoved me a few steps back, then got out of the way and waved us together again.
Knowing I had no defense skills, I went on the offensive, determined to strike first. As we closed I surprised Carly with a fast right-handed punch that landed square in her tummy. Her eyes went wide and she gagged, her hands frozen uselessly up by her face. I threw a left punch into the same spot, then a short right uppercut. Carly went down to one knee, coughing up a gob of spit onto the mat as Alesha came over. She started counting, although she only made it to a slow 3 before a glaring Carly was back on her feet. Alesha gave her boss an eight count, and I saw Carly take a big breath as she put her gloves up to continue the fight.
I figured my surprise had worked once, and I decided to go for it again - besides, once my famous opponent started landing those hits, it was too late. This time Carly was ready for me and took my lunging right punch on her gloves, then hit me back with a left jab to my jaw. She rocked me with a combo of hooks, turning my head left and then right as she slammed each hit into my face. She finished by coming in until we were almost touching, putting her left glove on my back and slamming her right glove into my gut. I went down hard on my chest. I rolled over with a groan, looking up at a furious Carly glaring down at me.
"Take my bra off, I want to humiliate this piece of shit some more," she barked at the ref. I watched from the mat as Alesha came up behind her employer and unhooked the sports bra. Carly sighed happily as her tits tumbled free. She saw me looking and cocked a sneer: "How many times did you jerk off thinking about these, huh? Well, you're about to get a close look. Don't move, pussy." With that she sat down on my chest, leaning forward until she was smothering me with her bare boobs. I kicked my legs helplessly, too weak to push my opponent off me. Carly used her gloves to keep her breasts in position, and I felt my head getting light and my vision getting dark as she worked the smother. Just before I passed out she pulled up, climbing off me and telling her bodyguard to help me up. Alesha roughly pulled me to my feet and shoved me towards Carly, who kicked me right in the balls.
Without even a cup for protection, the top of her foot crushed my nuts against my pelvic bone. I let out a scream and fell to the mat, covering my crotch with my gloves. "Ref!" I squeaked. "Help! You can't kick in boxing!" Alesha just shook her head at me and asked Carly if there was any point in counting. Carly, gloves on hips, said no and told me to get up.
In any regular boxing match I would have been counted out, but after a few minutes of agony I managed to get back to my feet, tenderly, only for Carly to come in and slam a hard punch into my stomach. I clinched with her again, wrapping my arms around her in the hopes that would stop her from hitting me at least long enough for me to catch my breath. Carly was wise to me this time, and I was still weak from the pain, and she easily pushed me away. She pulled my shorts down to the mat, glaring at my hard cock (hey, I'm only human). I managed to step out of my shorts and get my gloves up as Carly started going after my dick. I guess this is one thing she hadn't been able to practice as her punches didn't really hurt that much; instead of hitting my cock straight-on or mashing it against my body, she mostly slapped it around with her gloves, which wasn't especially pleasant but didn't hurt nearly as much as some more effective hits would have (if she'd punched me in the balls I don't think I could have stood after 2 or 3 punches). I took the opportunity to catch my breath while Carly wasted time and energy smacking my cock around. She started grunting with annoyance, apparently expecting me to crumble under her assault; instead I took one last deep breath and punched her straight in the face.
Carly took a shocked step back and I followed, pistoning my gloves into her stomach. She covered her midsection and I went high, turning her head with a left hook. A followup right hook hit her so hard she was knocked down to her hands and knees, panting and looking shocked. Alesha backed me off and started counting (for some reason); this time it took Carly up to 6 before she could stand. She got a standing 8 count and I hoped I could press my advantage a bit, but Carly looked like she had managed to get control of herself and put her gloves up into a strong guard, her eyes giving me that glare over the tops of her boxing gloves and under her thick bangs.
We closed and I made sure I attacked first again, but she simply weaved away from my leading right and came in with a left to my stomach. I groaned and dropped my hands, a rookie mistake that left Carly open to go headhunting, starting with a quick left hook followed by a slower, stronger right. She hit me so hard I took a stumbling half-step sideways, turning partially away from my opponent. Carly kicked my right leg out and I went down on my back, smacking my head into the mat. Carly sat down on my stomach, drawing her right arm back for a knockout punch. I tried to push her off, but at her snarled command Alesha grabbed my arms, pulling my upper body off the mat and getting me in a full nelson.
Carly went to town on my defenseless body, slamming hit after hit into my stomach. I held out as long as I could, but she was relentless; after fifteen gut punches my resistance broke down and I started crying as a sneering, taunting Carly pounded me like a heavy bag. She moved her hits up to my chest, beating my ribs with her gloves, then up to my head. She made sure not to knock me out, using her fists to smack my head left and right instead of putting all of her power into straight punches.
After she'd beaten the fight out of me a sweaty, panting Carly nodded to her bodyguard, who released me. I fell down to the mat as Carly sat up just enough for Alesha to pull her boss' trunks down. Carly slid up my body until her crotch was hovering in front of my face. I smelled her intoxicating musk as she lowered her hips until her glistening labia were less than an inch from my mouth.
"Eat my pussy!" she ordered. I leaned up a tiny bit and ran my tongue over her entrance. Carly moaned and I started eating her out, feeling myself getting hard again as I pleasured my victorious opponent. She put one glove on the back of my head, forcing me deeper between her thighs. "How's that taste?" she groaned. I don't think she expected an answer and I kept at it, putting my gloves on her hips and bracing myself as I got as deep as I could. I could hear Carly's raspy panting turning into ragged moans as I licked her pussy. She pushed harder on the back of my head and I could tell she was about to cum. I hoped if I did a good enough job she'd be satisfied and took her over the edge, her hips reflexively bucking into me as the climax blew through her body.
Carly came down slowly, a long, low, languid moan of satisfaction oozing out of her. She slowly climbed off my face, now coated with her juices. I looked up at her with puppy dog eyes hoping she was done, but she took a deep breath and told me to get on all fours.
I slowly did as she asked, scared to find out what was coming next. Carly got on my left side and started spanking me with her boxing glove. The pain was bad enough, but she also mixed in a lot of verbal humiliation, making me promise not to send any more mean tweets, then making me say I was a loser, a pathetic little pussy, and a limp-dick chump in addition to endless apologies.
When she finally left off the spanking she told me not to move, then commanded Alesha to start milking me. I'd gone a little soft with the pain from the spanking, but Alesha used two fingers and a thumb to quickly get me hard, then started jerking me off quickly. A laughing Carly told her to slow down, relishing this extra humiliation as she circled me, taunting me more as her bodyguard stroked my cock. Alesha's large, strong, soft hand slid up and down my rod at a steady pace; I found myself moaning like a bitch despite myself as she worked my shaft. She cupped her other hand under the tip of my dick, then started telling me I might as well cum and get it over with. I managed to hold on for a little longer, but my doom was inevitable; Alesha expertly caught almost all of my spunk as I started cumming, helplessly pumping my load into her cupped hand.
As soon as I was spent Alesha released my dick and Carly flipped me onto my back. My opponent laughed as her bodyguard spread my own cum all over my beaten face. Alesha wiped her hand on my chest, then at Carly's command undid her boss' boots. Carly stepped out of these and walked over to me, grinding my jizz into my face with her sweaty foot, laughing like a maniac the whole time and toe-fucking my mouth for good measure. Then she had Alesha get a picture as she posed in victory over me, then addressed my girlfriend:
"You sure you want to go home with this loser?" Gabby nodded, prompting a shrug from Carly. "Well, your loss. When he wakes up, tell him I better see nothing but compliments on Twitter. And he can subscribe to my Instagram, too..."
I thought about suing, but who would believe me? Instead, I've been training; her tour is coming through town again next year...